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killself:

at least i’m not 13

thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

OH MY FUCKIGN, THIS IS JUST GREAT

thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

OH MY FUCKIGN, THIS IS JUST GREAT

melliflu0us:

when girls brag about playing pokemon or COD something 

When your mom cries and you’re just like

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a post with this many notes

Because there’s nothing more universal than the feeling of impending doom you get when you see your mother crying.

This is the post with highest notes on tumblr


don’t be silly, you can’t improve cats.

don’t be silly, you can’t improve cats.

  • satan:

    let there be wifi passwords

  • satan:

    let there be calories

  • satan:

    let there be post limit

  • satan:

    let there be hipsters

knowyourmeme:

Awww yeah, you know we do.
KYMdb - Bitches Love X

knowyourmeme:

Awww yeah, you know we do.

KYMdb - Bitches Love X

funny-pictures-uk:

Accurate.

funny-pictures-uk:

Accurate.

olive-god:

My French Learning experience in a nutshell

My English Learning experience in a nutshell

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6,7,8,13,20,22,28,30,44 :) sorry for the amount haha :)

6.Have you ever been called a tease?

Emm no actually!

7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?

yeah, i’ve done it a few times, although i normally regret it the day after

8.Do you cry easily?

No, and I’m quite proud of that. I’m really unemotional about somethings. I’ve never cried at a movie, that normally gets me a few odd looks, ahaha

13.Do you believe in love?

Yeah, i’m actually a massive sucker for it, although there was a period last year when i thought it was a load of bollox

20.Do you secretly like someone?

Secretly? No, i like my boyfriend but thats no secret. ahaha

22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

Conor, definitely :) theres very few things that i wouldn’t want to talk to him about

28.Are you a forgiving person?

hmmmm, it depends on the situation. like if its something small like they do something to f- me off then i’ll be over it the second i’m finished ranting at them, but if someone does something that actually hurts me, like really hurts me, then i don’t forgive them, ever.

30.Do you fall for people easily?

in ways yes, but i don’t really meet guys i like to begin with, so i wouldn’t even have the chance to fall for someone

44.Have you ever had your heart broken?

not fond of admitting it but yes, but on the plus side i got over it :)